March 2012
I just want every lonely person in the world to curl up in my lap so that I can comfort them and make them feel better.
I’ve been sitting here with a dead cell phone for a few hours now, waiting for my charger to be returned to me.
Then I remembered:
I have an iHome
I’m a giant ass
“listen; there’s a hell of a good universe next door: let’s go”
– e.e. cummings (via thechocolatebrigade)
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“I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my...”
– Holden Caulfield, Catcher in the Rye (J. D. Salinger) (via owlinribbon)
pok3mon-tr4iner:
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
February 2012
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Constantly coming up with great tiny bits of poetry, and then not finding anything to fit around them.
When did I become so boring, so old, so bitter?
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Okay, but really, who wants to bring me vegan chocolate?
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It’s snowing like crazy and I’m just going to stay in bed all day.
I really wish I had a bunch of chocolate and potato chips, but alas.
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via legypsy)
Anonymous asked: have you ever been in love?
Things That Are Dumb
by Rowan Celeste Wallbeoff
Everything
The end.