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Just called my mother "faggot" in a text message...
Let the good times roll. 
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sable-able-deactivated20110815 asked: So, I had a $100 gift card to Sephora, and I had like $50 worth of stuff in my cart, and I was like "...I don't need or want anything else."
Then I stopped being an idiot and raided the shit out of the Benefit counter.

Also, I realized that I use 4 separate products on my lips everyday.

Thanks for still being my friend.
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So after about 10 minutes on Omegle, it has been...
I am “angel gorgeous” I am “just great” and “better than his ex” And that my eyes are wonderful A big thank you to Sam, the man with the broken English and non-working webcam.
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So when I post pictures of my damn face, I...
Over a year in, and I’m just starting to get your game, Tumblr.
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Anonymous asked: GOD IS AWESOME. TO THINK THAT YOU CAN'T WIN ANY BATTLE WITH GOD IS JUST BAD THINKING. YOU'RE JUST ANGRY BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T LET GOD INTO YOUR LIFE AND HELPED YOU CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
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I suffer from cronic cynisism and misanthropy
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I love my family. Like, a lot.
The past 36 hours or so were spent at my aunt’s house for Christmas, where everyone, except the two girls, aged 14 and 16, got totally shitfaced. Here are the best parts, in chronological order: “A quad? What’s that? Like, four?” “BRETT. STOP BEING SASSY.” “I’LL KILL YOU DEAD.” “HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.” ...
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